If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2025

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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DirectorMary Bronstein

Castsrose byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Ivy Wolk, Christian Slater, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Ella Beatty, Eva Kornet, Helen Hong, Daniel Zolghadri, Josh Pais, Ronald Bronstein, Laurence Blum, Lark White

Duration113 minutes

RatingM

GenreComedy, Drama

Trailer & Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is now showing in cinemas since November 01, 2025 to December 24, 2025

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